So I can kind of Write Fanfiction...

• <SnakeKing-Kirkland> BITCH. BE. A G cup NUTS. )
• <tsuki80> ...WHAT.]
• <tsuki80> NUH HUH.]
• <SnakeKing-Kirkland> SHE SAID SHE WAS A G CUP. )
• <tsuki80> THAT...IS NOT POSSIBLE.]
• <tsuki80> THAT MAKES UKRAINE LOOK LIKE AN A CUP.]
• <SnakeKing-Kirkland> IDK WHAT TO THINK BRO. )
• <tsuki80> HOW CAN SHE STAND?]
• <SnakeKing-Kirkland> THE SAME WAY SHE CUT DOWN THE DUDE WITH THE CARGO- WITH NO FUCKS TO GIVE. )
• <SnakeKing-Kirkland> HER BOOBS TAKE UP ALL OF THE ROOM FOR THE FUCKS THAT SHE HAD TO GIVE. )
• <tsuki80> DAYUM.]
• <SnakeKing-Kirkland> IM PRETTY SURE SHE HAD NO FUCKS TO GIVE. PRETTY SURE. )
• <tsuki80> OR HER BOOBS JUST HIDE THEM.]
• <SnakeKing-Kirkland> THEY'RE LOST IN THE VALLIES, EY? )
• <tsuki80> INDEED.]
• <SnakeKing-Kirkland> IT IS LATE AND I AM TIRED AND WHEN I SAY LATE I MEAN LIKE 4 AM SO I SHOULD SLEEP YEA. )
• <tsuki80> TATAAAAH]
• <tsuki80> GET GOOD SLEEP , MON AMI.]
• <tsuki80> DON'T LET BOOBS SQUISH YOU]
• <SnakeKing-Kirkland> GOODNIGHT LOVE~ OH DEAR GOD, THEN I'LL LOSE ALL OF MY FUCKS TO GIVE. )

rolacolacubes:

shawp plx?

HEYHEY LOOK WHATS ON MY DASH, I GOT THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY JUST THIS MONTH- *stares at date* Uh. Last… Month.

(via shadzu)

• Me: *Sitting in the diningroom, listening to mp3 player*
• Sister: *Doing dishes*
• Mom: * Walks in* You look bored.
• Me: Huh?
• Mom: If you're bored, there's always stuff to clean. In fact, the kitchen floor needs mopping. You want to volunteer?
• Music: NO. NO. NO. NO-NO NO-NO.
• Mom:
• Me:
• Mom:
• Me: No thank you.
• Sister: *Silently cracking up*
• (Was Listening to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F5XJdqg3nw )

My name is Tracy. I’m not tumblr famous or anything, but I thought I’d ask the tumblr community to maybe help me out.

This is my mom’s amazon. http://www.amazon.com/shops/jazziebooks Right now she is a single mother of three girls, one boy off at collage, and one boy in jail. She works very hard for a living, and isn’t home as much as she’d like to be, which leaves me and the car she got for me to take the other two girls (10, 13) around to things like Zumba and Softball and Girl Scouts while trying to find a job so I can go back to college/help pay for my car/things around the house.

While I am looking for a job, as some of my followers have certainly seen how close I’ve gotten without receiving one, my mom sells books on the side to try and help pay for things, since my Dad (divorced) lost his job and hasn’t been able to pay child support.

I’m just asking for help- if you have any spare money and find a book that you find interesting that she might be selling, please just buy a book or two from my mother? Just a couple of books would boost us though the rest of this month and I would really appreciate it <3

If you can’t buy anything, I certainly understand, but maybe reblog so others can see?

Thanks!

-Tracy

miaman:

congratulations roderich you are passing your cheapskate ways onto your 4-year-old son

hapsburg family nonsense  

(via losthitsu)

• Question: tumblr has lost its mind.. they're actually giving stuff away though.. at tumblrmarketing(.)com - Anonymous
• Answer:

  When was tumblr ever sane?

petitetiaras:

An Arabian Nights slumber party… that Kuzco crashes.

May I direct you to the best Disney princess. The one who always arrives fashionably late- ~EMPHASIS ON FASHIONABLY~

shadzu:

First it was SuperWho

Then it was SuperWhoLock

Now it’s SuperWhoAvengerLock?

Can we put a limit on this before it turns into Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

SupercalAvengerlisticexpialiWhoLock.

(via heterochromatic-mousy)

thornheartcat:

gamer-chick:

Considering that I don’t know what Deadman Wonderland is…

And I’m kind of watching it right now on Toonami/Adult Swim

and it’s been like, 7 minutes since it’s started,

and 29 kids are dead,

THEY HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO SHOW BACCANO! SO THEY BETTER EVENTUALLY SHOW IT.

Haha, I’d be down with this! Unfortunately I have a feeling that complicated business stuff would get in the way of this and MAKING MY DREAMS COME TRUE. ;_;

Yea, complicated Business stuff was why Isaac and Miria didn’t have the same voices in Drrr! ;;;;